unamoosing:

my whole face is a glitch

(via pterrodactyl)

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via batterwitch)

nouvellex:

When one of your villagers is wearing an ugly shirt and they spread it to your other villagers like the plague

(via latias)

jaclcfrost:

"your hair is a mess"

at least it matches the rest of my life

(via heiwashiz)

“Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.”
— Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride (via courcel)

(via latias)

goomy:

plantaplanta:

brokenchi:

twerks4loanpayments:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

A dick with its own business gaining residual income and a stock portfolio

A socially conscious dick. A dick that’s helping to rebuild the community and cares about the environment.

omg


a dick with a savings account he doesn’t actually take any money away from

goomy:

plantaplanta:

brokenchi:

twerks4loanpayments:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

A dick with its own business gaining residual income and a stock portfolio

A socially conscious dick. A dick that’s helping to rebuild the community and cares about the environment.

omg

a dick with a savings account he doesn’t actually take any money away from